The Shnee-Shnarrians believe in one almighty god and many minor gods. The almighty god is Shnee-Shnarr. He rules everything, created everything, and is the King of the Gods. Below him are two very major gods:
- Shnee, the Goddess of Darkness
- Shnarr, the God of Light
There are 4 major gods of realms below them.
- Shnlag, the Goddess of the Sea
- Shnud, the God of the Sky
- Shnay, the God of the Underworld
- Shnie (sh-ni), the Goddess of the Earth.
Under them are the eight gods of human needs. Under each of them are two more.
- Shnu, the Goddess of Knowledge
Shno, the God of Inventing
Shnug, the Goddess of Books
- Shneck, the God of Food
Shnaer, the Goddess of Fruit
Shnoi, the Evil God of Vegetables
- Shnop, the Goddess of Entertainment
Shnag, the Goddess of Dancing and Singing
Shnerr, the God of Games and Sports
- Shnog, the God of Love
Shnea, the Goddess of People Love
Shnite, the God of Love of Objects and Obsessions or Hobbies
- Shninqua, the Goddess of Nature
Shninguo, the God of Plants
Shniho, the Goddess of Animals
- Shnegen, the God of Health
Shnedock, the Goddess of Healing
Shnigene, the God of Hygiene
- Shnace, the Goddess of Space
Shnun, the Goddess of the Sun
Shnoon, the God of the Moon
- Shnoral, the God of Morals
Shenlief, the Goddess of Hope, Faith, and Believing
Shnood (oo as in look), the God of Rightousness and Good Action